Today is another day in my life that just start on a "just in time" routine. I woke just in time to get a shower which was just in time for me to get ready to leave my house at 6.50am, which will be just in time for me to reach the office. I reach my office at 8.59am. My office has got this particular form that u fill up every time you are late. Even if you are 1 minute late you are suppose to fill up this form and submit to your head of department to verify. I suppose its a good idea to do that , just that, wouldn’t it make sense to just sign on the punch card if the reason is acceptable instead of wasting paper and killing more trees. I wonder sometimes......sigh.........

For most of us life is about “just in time” syndrome. Have we really sit down and thought about it, why do we do this day out and day in. It always the same routine…………we rush every morning. we…..wake up, brush our teeth, shit, shower, dress up, lock up , drive like a mad idiot and end up cursing at the Jam in front of you………..really it the same shit every F#%King day (refraining from major vulgarities as I got some comments from my last post) yet we still do it everyday. Every night I sleep setting my alarm clock to ring at 5.45am, konon want to do exercise in the morning but every time the damn clock rings….you put it to snooze and the same every five minutes the alarm rings….until finally the alarms gives up...... (In other words, if a clock could think he is probably asking you to go f#@k yourself).

Perhaps there is a reason why we behave this way, we are constantly bombarded with datelines and bosses “unreasonable” demands. Our minds are constantly working to either find an excuse why the job has not been done or thinking of how to best do it. Our brains are constantly working and the reason why we procrastinate is simply because our brains want to take a break. It just convinces our heart that another 5minutes will do. It may sound silly and most people will say that this rubbish, people are like that because they are lazy…….if you think that its due to laziness try waking early in the morning to see crowd on the street……don’t be surprise if you see a lot of bosses and retirees running around smiling…….maybe they don’t have tight ass monkeys breathing down their arse anymore….and their brains is having a well deserved break.

I just felt like writing about life...because life really sucks for decent people.......I am not being a sore ass or a bitch but I guess life will always be unfair to good and nice people......

We drive everyday to work..........and we all know the jam is terrible. So we drive according to the law, we follow the correct lane we use the correct signals and so forth, but some dickhead cuts cue and slot his (come to think of it, its more the lady drivers that do that now a days) car in front of everyone else thus by passing the jam. Let’s look at the chain of events. He gets up late, takes his time to get ready then drives his car, cuts queue, breaks the law BUT he arrives in time to office. And ass holes or dumb fucks like us following all the stupid ass rules arrives late to office.....resulting in getting butt fucked by a tight ass boss who happens to live two minutes away who lectures you on how to get ready early in the morning and come early to "beat the jam". 

Next up.........parking bays......when you are a considerate citizen you go round and round looking for a proper place to park, spending 10 to 15 minutes of your lunch time. So finally you find one and you go to one of the shops to have a nice lunch.....when you finished you look at your time and you got another 5mintes to reach your office. and you think …..ahhh...just nice to reach office...so with a smile o your face you step out of the shop and then your jaw falls down like a London bridge.... some stupid mother fucker drives straight from work double parks in your place and goes to have his lunch.... so you and your conscious civic mind start blowing your stupid ass horn that sound like a fart to get the attention of the prick who double parked.......you horn and horn...for five minutes...grumbling to yourself...things like. "let him come out...I will whack the shit out of him, nyama chow hai, kan ni na bu and a few other vulgarities that you know"......finally after 5 minutes, this stupid looking nerd comes out while wiping his mouth with his handkerchief............then you get ready....to bombard him with all the things you were planning to say in your mind...................and he shows his hand to you.....and what the fuck do you do............ you say its ok!!!..........che bai....it happends every fucking time....its ok!!!!!!......... What the fuck kind of answer is that………..of all the holy words available in the world…you choose ITS OK!!!!!!!!!!.  Then you move your car and reach your office 5 minutes late….your stupid ass boss face is so fucking red that you can mistaken it for a lantern.

That how life treats decent people….people with their brains sticking up their arse and their consciences is something that comes out only when they shit, will have all the luck in the world. In many aspects of life, it’s always the same. In business the fucker who promises the whole fucking world and lies thru his teeth will get the job. The joker who put in 2 weeks of his life preparing the documents would most likely not get the job as compared to the dickhead who spend half a day in the brothel with the officer involve.

The Boss who provides medical benefit not even befitting a rodent and who reduces additional benefits like public holidays will enjoy quality time with their family but the rest of the people, they are suppose to work their ass off for the company while the Bosses goes on a Holiday with their family. Quality time is for the rich I suppose. I remember a boss of mine actually practices the Divide and Conquer formula on his own work Force!!!... The reason…….. To find people who will polish his ass so much so that he can see his face in it.

Even in your own family circle, you try to be nice and accommodate everybody, trying very hard to hold things together for the sake of your family and yourself. You want to solve thing in the best way possible without any one getting hurt or without breaking the family apart. But this never happens; they will accuse you of not caring, not interested, not responsible taking sides and so on. So again the person wanting to do the best thing for everyone will be branded and butt fucked for his efforts. Why bother right?

Look at our Politicians and enforcement agencies; sometimes it’s disgraceful to just know them. Go to night clubs and discos…you can see a lot of big shots hanging around bimbo’s and doing the dirty dancing…. I mean if you are young and you wana enjoy life, experience the opposite sex that’s not too bad…but having sagging old dicks whose face would give any child nightmares and body like a rolled up tau fu faa, so wobbly and round, dancing on the dance paints a very scary picture. But one thing I cannot understand for the life of me is Bimbo’s………….where on earth do they come from….oh my god…..I really wonder?....its like they hide their entire life under a closet and then suddenly pop out to give people like me high blood pressure. Its very easy to spot one, if your cant just start a conversation with her…confirm you will know it’s a Bimbo…if you still don’t know…run to the nearest toilet bowl put your head in and flush the water…it might help.

It make me feel like the rules are created to stop the decent and poor from improving their lives and ensure they remain in the same while the rich get richer by not following the rules. Hmmm it does sound like it right? Example a politician can set up an illegal factory and not get in trouble but a poor joker who remortgages his house to open a small shop will be harassed by enforcement agencies for not following the rules.

Look at our income tax laws, if you are a wage earner there is no way you can escape from paying your taxes but a tycoon who owns millions of dollars worth of asset can have a field day playing with the number to suite their fancies. Again the rich become richer by “evading taxes” while the common people must abide by the laws of the land and continue trying to make ends meet.

I guess society these days have different values altogether, perhaps it time all of us incorporate some Kiasu mentality in to our life, hey its this kiasu attitude that helped Singapore to becomes a developed nation. I guess values these days count for nothing…that’s why people get so emotional when they see a scene in a movie that portrays some value…..eye drops start rolling down…

And yet every moron and dick head thought Marxism is a evil idea…..as usual the bad stuff always last longer that good ones…wonder is this the reason democracy outlived Marxism?..... Go figure